ONLY THE HEALING POWER OF HER SWEET KISSES.
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WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, SUCH INDECENCY WAS UNHEARD OF. YOU PUT SOME REAL CLOTHES ON THIS INSTANT, YOUNG LADY! AND STOP SLIDING ON THAT POLE.
NOSY KIDS ARE THE WORST.
YOU WANT TO KNOW THE PUNISMENT? THEN SERVE IT.
I MET A YOUNG YELLOW-HAIRED BARTENDER MAN EARLIER AND YOU REMIND ME OF HIM WHAT WITH YOUR POCKET KNIFE AND YOUR FURRY JACKET AND YOUR PERVERTED STARE AND THE WAY YOU LEER HUNGRILY AT THAT BARTENDER GUY AND YOUR CROPPED HAIR AND YOUR HUMANS AND YOUR CELL-PHONE STOMPING.
I’LL HAVE NONE OF THAT, MIND YOU.
YOU DISRESPECTFUL BRAT!
*Bends you over his knee and smacks your butt with a paddle*
THIS IS THE BOARD OF EDUCATION.
LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES, HOOLIGAN.
THAT WAS THE BEGINNING TO A VERY DRAFTY WEEK.
LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY OF HOW I WON MY PRECIOUS SAPPHIRE’S HEART.
IT ALL STARTED WHEN I LEANED OVER TO HER AND SAID “HEY THERE, PRETTY LADY. THE NAME’S FIRE. WANG FIRE.”
IT WOULD BE THE BEGINNING OF AN EPIC ROMANCE TO BE RETOLD THROUGH THE AGES.
I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN EATING MEAT OR EATING MEATIER MEAT FOR DINNER AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CHOOSE!!!
CAN YOU HELP MR. FIRE. WANG FIRE?????
CHOOSE NEITHER BECAUSE YOU’RE AN INDECISIVE PANSY WHO ISN’T WORTHY OF EATING MEAT AT ALL.
THE MEAT EATS YOU.
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WHAT IS THIS, ANOTHER GANG?
I’LL HAVE NONE OF YOUR SHENANIGANS, YOU HEAR ME?
NONE OF THEM.