Does Sapphire have any homemade treatments for a cough or cold?
Anonymous

ONLY THE HEALING POWER OF HER SWEET KISSES.

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bitch-angel:

Need a tour guide?

 WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, SUCH INDECENCY WAS UNHEARD OF. YOU PUT SOME REAL CLOTHES ON THIS INSTANT, YOUNG LADY! AND STOP SLIDING ON THAT POLE.

What does the punishment of a lifetime include, Mr. Fire, Wang Fire?

NOSY KIDS ARE THE WORST.

YOU WANT TO KNOW THE PUNISMENT? THEN SERVE IT.

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I MET A YOUNG YELLOW-HAIRED BARTENDER MAN EARLIER AND YOU REMIND ME OF HIM WHAT WITH YOUR POCKET KNIFE AND YOUR FURRY JACKET AND YOUR PERVERTED STARE AND THE WAY YOU LEER HUNGRILY AT THAT BARTENDER GUY AND YOUR CROPPED HAIR AND YOUR HUMANS AND YOUR CELL-PHONE STOMPING.

I’LL HAVE NONE OF THAT, MIND YOU.

*GIVES YOU SHENANIGANS ANYWAY*

YOU DISRESPECTFUL BRAT!

*Bends you over his knee and smacks your butt with a paddle*

THIS IS THE BOARD OF EDUCATION.

LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES, HOOLIGAN.

Hawhawhawhawhawhaw.

SAPPHIRE ONCE TOLD ME I LOOKED FLAMEO WITHOUT MY SHIRT ON.

THAT WAS THE BEGINNING TO A VERY DRAFTY WEEK.

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LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY OF HOW I WON MY PRECIOUS SAPPHIRE’S HEART.

IT ALL STARTED WHEN I LEANED OVER TO HER AND SAID “HEY THERE, PRETTY LADY. THE NAME’S FIRE. WANG FIRE.”

IT WOULD BE THE BEGINNING OF AN EPIC ROMANCE TO BE RETOLD THROUGH THE AGES.

MR. WANG-FIRE SIR!!!
I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN EATING MEAT OR EATING MEATIER MEAT FOR DINNER AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CHOOSE!!!

CAN YOU HELP MR. FIRE. WANG FIRE?????
Anonymous

CHOOSE NEITHER BECAUSE YOU’RE AN INDECISIVE PANSY WHO ISN’T WORTHY OF EATING MEAT AT ALL.

THE MEAT EATS YOU.

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WHAT IS THIS, ANOTHER GANG?

I’LL HAVE NONE OF YOUR SHENANIGANS, YOU HEAR ME?

NONE OF THEM.

MR. FIRE I'M A GIRL AND THEREFORE CAN'T GROW A MANLY BEARD LIKE YOURS. WHAT DO?
Anonymous

THE BOUNDARIES OF GENDER SHOULD NOT ALLOW FOR BOUNDARIES FOR BEARD GROWTH. HOW CLOSE-MINDED ARE YOU? HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE BEARDED LADY?